at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot
my work ethic is basically “if it doesn’t have to be done right this second then I’m not gonna do it”
do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor
In all three books Katniss just pees once.
Still better than seven years and Harry only taking one bath.
pro = good
con = bad
wake up america
If “pro” is the opposite of “con”, what’s the opposite of “progress”?
WAKE UP AMERICA
the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it
I laugh at this post every time
when the teacher thinks you’re not paying attention but you answer their question correctly